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[felisdemens]

I made this thing friends-only, because the coy, smirking anonymous nonsense was becoming every bit as charming as being poked with a stranger's boner on the subway.

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[(Anonymous)]

Truth is I've been reading you silently for over a decade. I opened my big mouth a few weeks ago trying to be cute, and that backfired. Sincerest of apologies if I caused any distress. I'll put my boner away.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

Less you (I'm guessing), and more a scant handful of other anons offering bon(er)s mot. Cumulative effect.

[(Anonymous)]

You made your page private, yet I still have this one post as a vector to poke you with a pointed stick. Therefore, you must like my jackassery on some level. It's really too bad because I liked reading you and I miss it. Yet I'm just too darn lazy to make my very own LJ. Woe.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

That's... not how anything works? However if you want to read me there's a few avenues available to you - provided you're willing to give up anonymity. *shrug*

[(Anonymous)]

Six months on and still private... Le sigh.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

It's a rough old life, innit?

[(Anonymous)]

It's not too late to change your mind. I promise I'll behave.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

Nah. You're suggesting I change my decision... for what benefit, exactly? My previous statement still stands; there's other ways to read me, if you're that motivated.

[topsekrituser.livejournal.com]

Now you're just toying with me.

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

It's what cats do.

[topsekrituser.livejournal.com]

You gotta be kitten me! Such an unfurtunate outcome. I'm going to go have a hissy fit now.